Well, it was a good fight, but the press is reporting that Wesley Clark is going to announce the end of his run for the White House.  Frankly, I'm quite thankful that our other veteran, John Kerry, is in the lead.  This makes the blow of Clark bowing out a little easier.  Now all we have to do is prosecute people that went AWOL and I can rest a little easier.

One warning for Senator Kerry as he continues his campaign:  If you're a Democrat president and screw one person in the White House, you will get impeached.  If you're a Republican, it's ok if you fuck the entire country, as long as you don't do it in the White House.